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The Face-Feet theorem.

Guys! I gotta new theory.
As you might know, my theories are never wrong.
Well it goes like this.
Beauty of the face is directly proportional to the beauty of the feet.
I ran tests and i found out that a person who has beautiful, clean, and nice feet, has obviously and definitely an attractive face.
I like to call it as the"Feet-Face theorem". I've noticed many a times that people with attractive faces, have beautiful feet. I don't want to brag about myself but i too have beautiful feet and as I've been told, an attractive face. And I know many people with attractive faces and nice feet.
Of course there are people who can just have nice feet or attractive faces.
You can have one without he other but if we also follow zepf's law than we can say that 80% of people can be sorted by using this theorem.

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